| Editor-in-Chief: | Phillip Reynolds |
| Business Manager: | Paul Mossinger |
| COO: | Paolo Trincheri |
| Research Editor: | James Lynch |
| Submissions Editor: | Jed Reinert |
| Graphic Arts: | Mike Yang |
| Legal Advisor: | Jean Kim |
| Illegal Advisor: | 'Virgil' |
| Investigations: | Bill Winkler, P.I. |
| Cover Art: | Juliana Peloso |
| Director of Security: | David Abrams |
| Advertising Representative: | Deborah D. |
| Spanish Translations: | Fernando Denson |
| Minister of Propaganda: | Jaques DeMolay |
| Business Development: | James Tuber |
| International Sales: | Hasan ibn Sabah |
| Shipping Dept.: | Christian Rosencruetz |
| Chief Physicist: | David 'Jabbo' Jablonski |
| Web Design: | Chris P. and David Manthey |
| Customer Service: | Darren Bleuel |
| Web Hosting: | Arnold Kim |
| Land Surveying: | David Manthey |
| House Astronomer: | Emmanuel Velikovsky |
| Head Photographer: | Kirk Heydt |
| Chief Lobbyist: | Ignatius Donnelly |